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Wednesday, February 4, 2009

100 Things to do When You're Sick at Home With Strep

wow i havent blogged in ages... well max and i probably wont b blogging much anymore, but im bored out of my mind soooo heres a list of things to do when you're sick at home with strep throat:

1)drink something
2)see how long you can hold your breath
3)see if you can beat that record of holding your breath
4)read (maximum ride is preferred, but whatever)
5)write a novel
6)write a stupid story that makes you laugh so freakin hard but no one else would understand it except you
7)send thousands of txts to your friends, just to tick them off when they turn their fone back on after school
8)learn to play piano
9)learn to play guitar
10)attempt to sing and then laugh at the pain it inflicted on your throat
11)listen to your ipod since the voices and instruments are way better than your attempts
12)create a comic strip
13)pester your parents
14)try to get grounded
15)when you get grounded, blame everything you do on your medicine and claim you have no memory of whatever you did whatsoever.
16)poke things
17)draw
18)email all the famous people you know and claim you wont stop emailing them until they call you and say tht they hope you feel better- and mean it
19)when they threaten to block you, create a different email and then continue bugging them
20)repeat #19 until the second part of #18 happens
21)make a campfire in your room
22)become a caveman/cavewoman
23)when youve accomplished #22 start talking about how insulting geico is to you
24)play chess with yourself
25)fall asleep on the chessboard
26)save the world by threatening to give any villian strep if they do something bad
27)poke the villian anyway cuz they must have done something to get the title "villian" in the first place
28)roll ur neighbor
29)dig
30)learn spanish
31)annoy your parents by speaking spanish nonstop
32)talk incessantly
33)watch every episode of the powerpuff girls from the beginning to end
34)laugh ur head off at their eyes and the names of the characters
35)give yourself another name
36)talk in 3rd person
37)walk around the house mumbling to yourself for an hour
38)beg to be put into a crazy institution
39)run around claiming that the erasers and whitecoats are out to get you
40)create an imaginary friend
41)clap flipflops together nonstop
42)hide the shoes and pretend to read when your parents come in to make you stop
43)when they tell you to stop, blame it on your imaginary friend and that he's making lovely music, and your parents just arent with the times
44)when they dont believe you, claim he is real, and he's just shy.
45)type with your eyes closed
46)read aloud
47)every time your voice cracks, burst out laughing
48)take a nap
49)dream
50)wake up
51)go around the house acting clumsy and stupid and then lay down on the ground
52)stand up and claim you were sleepwalking
53)chew on something important
54)throw darts at a hannah montana poster
55)pretend ur michael jackson and put on loads of makeup
56)learn something
57)enjoy a beach.
58)if you dont have a beach go find one on ebay
59)pick up telemarketers' calls and make conversation with them thats completely off topic
60)if they hang up, redial the number and act truly hurt
61)make a feind
62)sweep ur closet
63)blow bubbles
64)blare your music
65)grow wings
66)call a lab and ask for your rat back
67)blog
68)prank call your siblings' friends' houses
69)create an evil laugh and save it for when you can talk without being in pain
70)create your own secret language
71)become your own secret service
72)sneak around the house singing james bond
73)read a rap aloud in an english accent as if it were a poem
74)get in the front seat of your car and honk the horn
75)drink water (its kinda required for strep)
76)watch black and white cartoons
77)write notes to yourself
78)create a town made of jello
79)hide your dads office supplies and blame it on leprechauns
80)become irish
81)claim youre actually someone from the past and youre in the wrong body
82)have a staring contest with a mirror
83)go to the dr's office and cry when they say your name
84)pluck a rooster
85)burn a certain stalker book
86)go online shopping for water
87)go to boston in the fall
88)eat pinecorn
89)what??? you dont know what pinecorn is??? its corn from pine trees, now go eat it
90)cook something outrageously disgusting and say you made it special for dinner
91)when they ask if you were serious, tear up and ask if there was something wrong with you trying to be nice
92)crack up when they eat it
93)say gullible slowly- it sounds like green beans
94)swallow your meds with monster
95)when you're bouncing off the walls blame it on your meds and that monster has no effect on you at all
96)find harry potter and poke him, whispering in his ear that youre a dementor see if he does a potronus against you for it
97)become an alien
98)use your created language from #70 and explain that you really are from neptune and you need to get back as soon as you can
99)dry your pool... with hairdryers
100)become a greek god of japan

172 comments:

Dan said...

Sick as a dog today. This made me laugh. Thanks!

retrochick834 said...

Crap!! I can't read Maximum Ride because I read the series already!! But I probably will go around saying that the Whitecoats and Erasers are out to get me because they probably are. :P

lindsay said...

lol i hav swine flu and this made me laugh :)

Zakurdaew said...

Haha, that was awesome! I think I'll go stop some crime now.

Denbreezy said...

haha!!!!! im super sick and feel like crap but this made me laugh haha

jlurner said...

I just got the flu, and am bored out of my mind. This filled up some of my time and made me laugh! Off to go complete the list now.

Doreen said...

i have swine flu and this made me so much happier :) i will go do some of those things now...

ilovechloe said...

omg i loved that:)
i absolutely love maximum ride i have a blog the the website if ur a fan and you dont have one already you should go to www.max-dan-wiz.com and make one that will give you somthin to do when your sick too:)

Gerald said...

haha thanks I've got the flu and this made it better for a while.

ms-chelly said...

LOL! I have the flu too :/
This made me laugh. :L Thanks.

Andrew said...

i have the flu it made me laugh thanks lol now i will try to complete this list

Lasya said...

I dont have strep, but this made me laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I prank called my mom who was at work and then blamed it on my brother. Being sick is suckish. Thanks for the ideas i think i am going to sing hysterically and clap my flip flops together because i am going stir crazy. (i think its from staying home for 4 days) lol

Tasha said...

pretty sure i has the flu (h1n1?) i loled so hard i pissed my pants

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Tasha said...

sorry i had to delete a comment but i accidentally sent the same thig twice

Allaire said...

LAWL!!!! I HAVE THE SWINE FLU!! OINK OINK!! THIS MADE ME LAUGH! I AM A GONNA COMPLETE THIS LIST!! SO BORED! I HATE BEING SICK!!! HERES 1 MORE THING TO ADD. TRY TO COMPLETE THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ! @ WWW.ADDICTINGGAMES.COM... LAWL! WASTES UR TIME! THIS IS FUNNY!

tasha said...

lol, I'm sick. Possibly swine flu but my dad is to cheap to take me to the doctor to find out. I feel like i'm about to die but this list made my day ^_^
Thanks for keeping me alive....I guess o.O heh heh

Matthew said...

i just took my dayquill with monster, now its only time before i go crazy

gigles said...

thank for everything i was laughing non stop so my mom thought i was talking to someone *continues to laugh* **coughs horribly** any way thanks for the laughs im going to try the whitecoats and erasers thing!!!!!!

Wesley said...

lol im sick with a bad cold and tis was awesome i have 1 run as fast as you can claiming that your sonic or shadow the hedgehog

Jas said...

yeah! I have strep right now & I'm bored out of my mind. not only did this take up some time, it also made me laugh :)

alex said...

Yeah ive been sick for 3 days now. too bad i found this list after already did these things. didnt seem too original. anyways could u make me another. id appreciate that

alexis said...

hahahaha.i read this to my mom,when she was sick.we laughed so hard tht we were crying.now im sick,and i laughed reeeaallly hard.i thnk ill complete tht list.(=

Don said...

LOlz haha> I havse the flu as well and this made me laugh/rasp my head off!I read Maximum Ride and lovesd it- can't wait for the next one (there better be!)Alas, i must get druggied up now with wildebeast pills. (MUCH bigger than horse pills.) Byeas other infested people!!

Hattie said...

Haha! this is pretty awesome to read when ur sick! lol :D

raven241 said...

im sick at home and feel HORRIBLE so this made me laugh

cc said...

omg!! best thing EVER!!!!!!! i've been sick for 3 days now nd that made me laugh so hard i cryed!!!!!!

Alex said...

that was cool thanks :)

Sophia said...

I'm sick and that made me feel better :D

Sydney said...

I'm sick with my bff
so it's true
best friends do share everything!
lol
this made us both laugh
and
i texted all my friends
they r gonna be so mad hehe

moimonkey said...

hahaha i have strep and this made my day!!!!!!! except it hurts when it makes me laugh :)

JanJoy10 said...

thanks so much i am super sick and this made me laugh cough cough cough
(my cough hurts bcuz i have it and a sore throught) gosh dangit ouchie

Wierdo Sugar Plum Fairy said...

Sick today, really funny! :P i think i will become a greek god today lol

me said...

lol! today i have a bad cold and nothin 2 do. it helped! and made me laugh!! lol

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Joanna said...

I am sick and paddys day is coming up in TWO days and if you're sick on Paddys day it is total bad luck
I have 2day + 2morrow 2 get better and reading these ideas cheered me up so much that i feel much better already. Hopefully i'll get well soon and hopefully evry1 who commented that is sick will get well soon too. xxx
Ps:visit my website:
www.liosnanogers.web

sophie said...

i have a cold not strep but i was crackin up !!! lol keep up the great ideas

Felicia said...

Haha I have strep throat right now and I started to laugh... until my throat hurt again haha

Natalie said...

lol! this made me laugh. im sick but i dont no wat i have. ive already done most of those things. ive created the "ive" language and ive blamed things on meds and made an imanginary friend thats shy around everyone except me. ive read.BORING!!!!! just that one book though.

Hannah said...

I don't have strep but have pneumonia so yeah I am board and missrible!

Roberta said...

OMG I was feeling really bad 'cause I'm stuck at home with some nasty flu, but after reading this I laughed soooooo hard! 'Cept that made me start coughing like crazy again, but I'm in a much better mood now thx!!!! :D

Alyssa said...

lol thanks! i am having allergies it suks so imma prank kall mcdonalds *laughs* OWIE *laughs at pain*

Samantha said...

im as sick as a dog at home....luckily im not at school but i would rather be healthy at school with my freinds then sick at home soooo boredddd

Samantha said...

it definally made me laugh and feel better though (:

~Peyton~ said...

Hahahahah telemarcators won't call my house anymore! But my 'meds' got me grounded :p LOL I hate being sick it SUCKs!!!

rtfgvb767 said...

IS VERY GOOD..............................

Ebee said...

Hehe that was hilarious my tbroat hurts SOO bad and I have a migrane :( that was so hilarious! *cough cough*

Malllory said...

funny stuff though my throat hurts bad.

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GIL said...

Oh my gosh I can't stop laughing and I have this aching mucel on my chest and it hurts like crazy!

Keetu said...

OMG, i am sick and i hate it. I am sittin home and this is actually pretty funny! But, my throat is killen me!!! HELP!! :)

Nana said...

lol i have some nasty cold plus a fever, but this made me laugh! thanks for the passtime!

Loke said...

Armoni:

I'm real sick today(cough cough) and its windy outside,and my house is freezin!

Jordan said...

Haha! I am sick right now, and I want to do all of this! My parents would probably kill me if I did most of this stuff! Lol, thanks for making me laugh!

emma said...

i have really bad stomach flu. this made me laugh and i only threw up once while reading it.

Sara said...

Very sick today(cold not streep truly glad it's not streep) might try some of these. Too bad I am out of school and can't text people and get them in trouble! Made my day to read this(very funny):)

max and alice said...

oh my gosh! so I'm the one who originally posted this like 50 bajillion years ago(: back when i called myself alice(: i cant believe i even remembered my login. but I'm glad y'all like my list!
ahaha...
of course i read this when im sick again. its not strep, but it sucks whatever it is:\
anywayyy..
Peace(:
-Rach

Sharai Ray said...
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Sharai Ray said...

Haha that's hilarious! My friend told me to read this I'm glad I did. I wish I was healthy enough to do those things!

Cassum said...

Thanks a million : D
I find your list of suggestions humorous. I'm sick today but I have a pile of evil homework due tomorrow and your post helped me fight back the blues that come from a powerful cocktail of sickness and literary assignments.
Hope you don't get sick again.

Dragonfly said...

Lolz, I'm laughing my head off but it hurts like crap!

mix said...

At home with bronchitis today, and I think I'mma take all this advice. Sounds like an awesome way to spend the day. =)

The Diary Of A Girl Called Me said...

I have never met anyone else who reads maximum ride before, i thought i was the only one! I've got every book.

owain said...

I feel like im gunna throw up my guts but that made me laugh lol ;)

Selena said...

I feel much better now that ive read this XD! I have the flu.

Skyler said...

This list made me feel so much better although I will not do half of the ridiculous activities on it. I am feeling better already even though I am coughing harder because of laughing so hard!

dubbs said...

Hey I'm sick at home and this made me laugh. I already read maximum ride though.

gibbsluke said...

iv only read the first and second book of maximum ride cant find the others :( im sick with the flu or a sinus infection not sure but i feel like imma die this list made my day ty

kelsey said...

i loved this post. its really funny. i was wondering if you could give me any tips for my blog... (cuz ur blog is awesome-sauce)

i'll probably put i link to your blog (if u don't mind)

Maestro said...

Jaka mona ti akomes toka. (My language, meaning: thanks you made me laugh)

giaandbeth12345 said...

time to go annoy my friends...and then some celeberties

Natalia said...

I'm sooooooo sickly but this will give me something to do! :) I've been sleeping the last few days cuz of my meds but for some reason I'm awake today! Man I need to go read maximum ride again! Then I'll go bother my friends and celebrity ppl ;) oh yeah! Lol thanks for the list!!

Sky said...

the one about gullible and green beans was so mean!!! i totally fell for it. :)

Anonymous said...

way to make a sick person laugh(: THE ERASERS AND WHITECOATS ARE OUT TO GET ME!!! ahaha i'm gonna read the series. again.

Dalton said...

I feel horible but dis gave me a laugh

Dalton said...

I hv a 102 temp and can barely type but i enjoyed dis

Betsi Boo said...

I hate being sick. At least I can recite the latest Eminem song with a British accent in hopes of making the time past faster :)

Emily.Rose said...

I already am a Greek God of Japan. :D

Kinsey said...

Been sleepin all dayy with a fever and the flu and am extremely bored... i googled this and it made my night... i literally lol'd pahahah

cam said...

thx helped im sick as crap and this gave me somthin 2 do :P

Kelieye said...

ty i have strep and instead off lying on the couch all day this gave me something to do

jayme.lang said...

LOL i live this list .... im soo gunna try do it all when im at home for the next couple of days... TeHe Thanks : ) ♥♥♥♥♥

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Callie said...

omg ive been home for three days with strep, i tried some of these and my mom did think i was insane!!! do u no that a beach on ebay is only 6 bucks!!! thsnks for makin me laugh with strep, even tho it hurt... :)

alicetx98 said...

haha! missed school because im sick today and this really made me laugh (not really, because when i laugh i break into a fit of coughs). But i have rule # 101 for you... #101: make believe that you are having delusional nightmares of leprachauns eating your skittles and talk to them... make sure mom and dad can see it :-)

jenna_bear1995 said...

sick at home with possibly strep....this made me laugh so hard(which hurt)i think i will blame my behaviour on my meds though :)

boltmitch33 said...

sadly i did the gullible thing, it's the only thing that didn't make me laugh until i figured it out.

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helmet said...

I tried a few of these because I am off school today because I have a sore throat and a rash, like my brother had, but these made me LOL!!! I was havind so much fun and I would love to see more of these so next time I can pull a sicky and kid on im unwell just so I can do this again!!! :D See you later!

mudkipman said...

Thanks so much for the funny post really cheered me up after sitting in bed for three days straight now I have to go hide from the whiteboards. :)

Hannah said...

Best ever. Very very sick. Made me laugh. :P

larkin s. said...

Haha! Good ones. How long did it take you to come up with that? I have swine flu and am uber bored, so now i am going to call a laboratory and ask where Mr. Whiskers is... my little mousey has gone missing...

Meaghan said...

thanks for posting this! Im SUPER sick, and missing a trip to San Francisco! :( I actually laughed for the first time in a while :) thanks again.

Abby said...

Haha. I'm REALLY sick with the flu, and this made me laugh. But then I stopped laughing cuz it hurt.

braclet10 said...

Hahaha I read the whole series (so far) of maximum ride! It's so addicting hahaha

Benjamin said...

thnx so much was bored out of my mind get a chance to drive mum and brother crazy THNX AGAIN!

Molly said...

that was purely AWESOME!!! i'm so sick and bored out of my mind on a saturday so this helped A LOT. I'm totally gonna read more of your posts cuz u guys seem funnyyyy! :)

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Nikki said...

LOL i have walking nymonia and i was coughing while laughing this is hilarious... but i already read maximum rid3..........

Natalie said...

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I sat down next to my mom and told her that the white coats and erasers are after me, and she was like " you must be extremely confused." I asked "what I should do? Should I welcome them, or hide?" she told me I should thank them for keeping me company. I think I seriously confused her. Hahaha thanks for the list!!!!!!!

jay said...

lol u r funny! what is maximum ride??

Stephen said...

I have the flu and i almost ROFLed but my throat wont let me!!CURSE YOU FLU!! I have #101.Find a teddy or pillow and dance on it nonstop infront of your parents

navyblue said...

that was heeee-larious idont have strep but i broke my finger and got a tetnis shot sooo im sick;( i love maximum ride so cant read it

Sherri said...

lol i have strep and a BADDD head ache who hopes i get better huuuh huhhhhh lol this wazzz funnyyyy!:))

prettyotter said...

lol i'm sick and bored so this made me laugh. I'd get in trouble for doing most of this stuff, though. :(

Erin said...

thanxs tons!!! im sick at home and am bored out of my mind!!! this helped tons.thanks

Lee said...

Hi. I don't know what kinda sick I have, but I LOVE this list. It made my day. It was so funny cuz i was reading your comments and someone said to do the impossible quiz. I only got to number 42. Fail. And was doing that for at least an hour. Even more of a FAIL. But anyway, thanks for making me feel better.

Emma said...

I don't have strep,I just got back from the hospital after Appendicitis. :P This made me laugh so hard in the hospital (my mom brought my laptop) The nurses thought I was crazy and gave me more meds LOL LOVE THIS!

zoe said...

thx made me laugh

Tess said...

i do have strep and you should put as # 101 learn sign language. It ticks off your parents (unless they know it) and, you can say a bunch of really funny things right to their face and they'll be all like : "What? Can you tell me what that means?" Then you can say it means something really nice..... IF you can talk, cause i cant!

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TARRRA said...

Omg thanks ths is filarious

shelby said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS BECUASE I JUST CAME BACK FROM DOING AT LEAST HALF THESE THINGS ALREADY :))

This made me laugh so friggin hard
LOL

molly said...

thanx i feel sooooo saw and you made me laugh especially N.100

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Lavendersweets said...

Lol, just got sick and this helped my mental state. made me feel a little happier. Thnx. I might of already posted a similar comment. I dunno. Can't concentrate.

respl1 said...

LOL. thank you for this :)
im at home sick with strep and i have nothing to do, this made my day :D

Laura said...

haha this is great! some of the things i did at a previous time when i was sick. today i will probably just bug my friends to come over and visit me. and when they don't visit i will probably resort to...studying! =(

chicann said...

I am soooo sick today! This made me laugh! Thx! :D

MonsterEnergy. said...

Nicee list!(:

I just tried drinking monster with my meds. ITS AWESOME! Wooooo.

I'm so hypo :L. asfhasdhksjfhjksd.

My meds taste.... yuck, but now i can't taste them! If i could always drink monster everytime im sick. THAT WOULD BE AMAZING. Wait a sec. I CAN DRINK MONSTER ALL THE TIME WHEN IM SICK OR NOT SICK. Jackpot.

I don't feel sickly and dizzy anymooooooooooooore. WOO. Go monster, go monster, go, go, gooo monster. I Want to be a tire.

DA LIST MADE ME LAUGH. Cheers for thaat! Feeling good. See? You made me live.
I would of died from this sickness, and pain, and dizziness. BUT i read your list. Tryed the monster. Perfect, don't feel a thing.

OMFG. Am I superman?

THE ALIENS ARE OUT TO GET MEEEE.

Lou and Nat :D said...

Im sooo sick today and have been for the last 2 days. I have been bored stiff and had nothing to do. All my friends are at school. Tbh, i want to go back to school ;) This put a smile on my face and made me laugh. There are soooooo many things i dont know what to do ;) might do the james bond one! ;D

purpleplayer123 said...

Ha ha! rofl! I have bronchidis and this made me laugh so hard! im going to go make a discusting dinner and hide my dads office supplies...the whole post was soo hilar :D

Sock Monkeys rock said...

hehe... i feel like crap, and this is exactly what i needed. lolx

wyatt said...

i like pie

dragontype191 said...

Thanks man! I needed that haha

frogo3000 said...

That was really fun I have strep and I think I will try those!!! Another fun thing to do is draw a picture of someone you don't like (i.e an ex) and rip it up into tiny pieces and flush it down the toilet it makes you feel better! Haha thanks so much!

gnobles123 said...

I'm sooooo sick today and I've got a rash under my nose from the Kleenex, so I'm claiming the rash is the mark of japanese greek gods!

gnobles123 said...

I'm so sick, I can't get out of bed....s o I'm reading Max. ride

Natalie Durham aka-Kupkake said...

omgsh im sick and looked at this just found it i have my own blog and all but ures is just awsome lolz ure almost as crazyyy as meee i was reading this and was like ummm do i know them.......i hate cheerleaders 2 lol that mad meh laugh my butt offf love the quote . its awsome subscribibng!!!!

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kathryn said...

The so much I have already told my mom that the erasers ad white courts are out to get me and now I'm ganna go make my imaganry friend then teach it how to speak my secret la guage that only he and ik and right now I have the flu I have already had it not long ago it starts with an ordinary cold sore throut stuffy nose and coughing then the next day I am puking up nothing but spit and wen u puke up nothing u can't breath:-) thx for all the tips

Chloe617 said...

I have tonsillitis...it sucks, but this list made the pain go away! Well, actually, it made it worse because I was laughing the whole time I read it and did some of the crap! Thanks chicka!

Chloe617 said...

@Kathryn

Same chicka. It's awwwwwwful.

Luna :) said...

I'm still on #65

awesomeness said...

omg this made my sick day wayyyy better

Bob said...

this is so crazy and i dont think it will help for me because i dont have strep ive been throwing up and i had a fever and ive gone through it but its funny already

awesomegirlness said...

My friend has namonia and now has the flu I texted her this to make her laugh I bet she did! Thanks

Tweetybird said...

Still healing from getting my tonsils out last week! This made me laugh!

Kylie Wyatt said...

so sick, strep throat, laying on the couch watching tv, doing everything u said, my parents are so annoyed with me

chrissy stockton said...

OMG!!!! i did all the ones that i could.. i held my breth for a hole min!!! BEAT THAT!!!!

cy putnam said...

im sick what can i do

Passion2Dance576@gmail.com said...

I am sick with the fl and this made me feel better!!! niw if you will exuse me i have about 3 hours of things to do>.....

Passion2Dance576@gmail.com said...

lol this made me feel better!!! now if u will exuse me i have about 4 hours of activities to do...... thANKS

Eden said...

I've been home sick for 3 DAYS and im soooooo board!!!!!!! the first day i was happy i sayed home and i could watch tv but then the 2nd day got boring and no this day is suuuupppppeeeerrrr boring. I have lots to do with this list. One thing that should be added is make a website!!!!!!!!
THANK YOU FOR CREATING THIS LIST FOR ALL THE SICK PPL OUT THERE!!!!!!

lockletterMR.me said...

Awesome!I'm sooooo sick, but i read the whole thing and when i got to the end i was coffing soooo much... I went to the bathroom and coffed up my pancakes!!HAHA!

Saphiregold17 said...

I've been sick for five days with strep and this actually made me laugh 'till it really hurt ( which isn't that hard to do when you have step

kyliewriter said...

thanks so much! i have strep but its summer :( luckilly i have my pet mouse, Mem, crawling all over me! Mem and I thank you for your list, its great! Keep up the good work, and check out my blog :) thank you!
Kylie

Tina Tinkler said...

im sick with a flu/cough/headache... i laughed so hard my head hurt like fuck. i did most of these things

sexybabe1145 said...

I did everything, and now my head hurts even more, i'm reely sick with this head cold like my nose is on fire inside, but anyways, you should make some more!!

sexybabe1145 said...

I did everything, and now my head hurts even more, i'm reely sick with this head cold like my nose is on fire inside, but anyways, you should make some more!!

GrizzlySir said...

Arf li farf farf Le Arf? De Nu ve shon.

Translation: WHO PUT STOLE MY MEDICATION? NAH ITS OKAY BRO, (; I DONT NEED TO TAKE IT ANYMORE.

Dan McCarthy said...

go to boston in the fall cause were the pirates that don't do anything lol!! :p

Payton Ward said...

Haha i have strep throut and that made me laugh until my throut hurt some more

xXPrimusLuneXx said...

I think I got sick from my science teacher because she left school sick 2 days ago but came in for testing. Then in Tech I felt like I was gonna die. And now I'm home sick with nothing to do! I don't have any Monster, nobody else is home, and I only have one Maximum Ride book.
Maybe I should just watch every episode of Doctor Who again!

Jack Finucane said...

Thanks for making me feel better. But it hurt when I laughed.

Sydith Gru said...

Whenever i cough it really hurts so i had to try not to laugh at this!

Clair Dunham said...

I am so offended by geico!! ugga ugga

EK said...

Okay so I am going to another comment to this loooooooong list. Im guessing everyone who posted also googled "fun things to do when your sick". Your list is really funny. Thanks for that!

Sickling said...

I've been miserable with strep for days, I googled "fun things to do when you're sick" This was the first thing I clicked on and it's the first thing to make me stop thinking about my dying pain for I few minutes. I absolutely loved this.

phoebegymnasts said...

Thanks. I'm heading to the doctors soon and this made my day.

mia kearns said...

haha! good ones!!!!!! throat infection :(

pippi said...

Dude that was so awesome, i have pink eye so my mom wont let me play with my friends. I told this to my mom exept the cooking one... surprize!!!! Anyway thanks for a good laugh. P.S. do u know harry potters most recent hiding plance? LOL :) P.P.S. maximum ride is epic x 1000000!!!!!!! You can't call life life withoght her and the whole flock. Thanks

Vickie Moncrieff said...

I LOVE YOU AND THIS OH MAY GAWDDDD

Lola Yin said...

hahahahahahah i laughed so hard that now my stomach aches more:/ but it was worth it :P:)

Emilie Du Toit said...

This. Cracked. Me. Up. I have mono so I'm probably gonna be sick a few weeks (sniffle) but I am definitely doing some of these!! And Maximum Ride is my world (as much as it can be without being sad, I do have friends lol) thanks for making sickness fun!!

Carlie C. said...

I am sick too! Aahh!! And I don't even have anyone to text. I think I will go run around and smack flip flops together, thanks for making sickness fun

Johanne Madsen said...

Thanks this is going to help me get through the day I'm really sick and I'm gonna learn sign language so I can annoy my mum because she doesn't know it!

Maliya Bland said...

yes i told my mom that if anyone can to take me away i would cough on them! :)

Maddy White said...

OMG! I read this whole thing and it made me feel pretty good and now I'm going to do this stuff! At least most of it! Love it!!! Oh and lol I have a fever today and this is perf!

Maddy White said...

lol love it!